Sovereignty

April 1, 2009

If your full of it!

Filed under: Uncategorized — durvish @ 1:52 pm

DOCTOR BOB’S CURE FOR CONSTIPATION

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

“My financial and personal well being are in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe
Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank,
Chris Dodd, and Al Gore.”

If that doesn’t scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined to
be full of it for the rest of your life.
Caution: Potential side effects may include immediate nausea and or
vomiting..

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